1) Being set up by a common friend, or worse, your bishop.
I guess it could have been worse; it could have been your parents. *shudder*
2) Being set up by a coworker, or worse, your boss.
3) Doubling with a married couple, or worse, a newly engaged one.
or a newly married and newly pregnant couple...yep that's worse
4) Getting no service at the restaurant, or worse, having your waitress blatantly flirting with your date.
...that brazen hussy
6) Going to a movie, or worse, going to a romantic comedy.
but it could be worse...you cry all the way through, or maybe he cries all the way through. (This part didn't really happen...but it sure would have been funny.)
7) Having your date text, or worse, facebook from their phone.
I would like to see that facebook status..."I'm on a date with the hottest girl ever" or maybe it was "This movie sucks." Yeah probably that. I could have told you a romantic comedy was a bad idea buddy!
8)Running into an old friend of his with whom he must "catch up" for 30 minutes, or worse, running into an old ex of his.
How is it possible that he knows nearly every person in Idaho Falls?!
9)Having to drive yourself on the date, or worse, getting your car anchovied on that date.
Yeah...I never got that smell out of the car...good thing it broke down.
10)Eating weird ethnic food, or worse, getting food poisoning from the weird ethnic food.
Running through a guys apartment trying to find a bathroom to puke is not conducive for a romantic first date...just sayin'.
2 comments:
oh, what a fun and/or interesting life you lead. we at least never had to worry about facebook, texting, or even cell phones back in the stone ages when I was dating.
WOW. I have to say that I really don't missing the "dating game", but this surely makes me not miss it.
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